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Pornament Exchange with Virgin Hare

Run Date: 
12/18/2016 - 3:00pm

Cum shit a yule log and dress to celibate the season with a pornament exchange at the On In. Make an ornament or bake a cookie or buy a diamond ear ring for the gift exchange . You're a hasher so use you fucking halfmind and be creative. Virgin Hare Doo Doo Directum and Better Hoes than Gardens will be guiding you through the winter blunderlandand causing anal leakage and pointy nipples.

Ninja Hash

Run Date: 
12/04/2016 - 3:00pm

Hares Sandy Twat and Dontcha Ho

'Twats the night before International Ninja's day and all through the house,
Sandy and Dontcha were sure to get soused.
The beer was all bought and the trail laid with care,
in hopes of some virgins who soon would be there.
When what to their wondering eyes should appear?
But Swampy and Sherpa with cases of beer!

Election Hangover Hash

Run Date: 
11/20/2016 - 3:00pm

Long pants are strongly advised! Bring dry clothes for the inside on-in!

The election is finally over! Whether you love Trump or loathe him it is time come together, forget about our difference, and just hash. We are POLITICALLY INCORRECT and all have one thing in common, we are hashers through and through.

First Sunday Hash!

Run Date: 
11/06/2016 - 3:00pm

Your Old School Hares, Tonue-in-Cheek, Tasty Pasties and Doppel Floppin' host the first back-to-Sundays hash November 6th, 2016.

Halloween Hash

Run Date: 
10/31/2016 - 8:00pm

Oh yeah, it's ON-ON!!!!

Meet at 7:30 p.m. behind the Library in Ashland. Hares Pecker Checker and Knobgobbler. More detrails cumming.

Up Jumped the Monkey From the Coconut Grove

Submitted by Goat Milk on October 6, 2014 - 5:36pm

UP JUMPED THE MONKEY
Melody – None (this is a chant – leader first, repeated by pack)

Up jumped the monkey from the coconut grove.
He was a cool motherfucker you could tell from his clothes.
He wore a two button Nanny with a six button stitch.
He was a hot fuckin' cock suckin' son of a bitch.

Up jumped the monkey from the coconut grove.

This Old Man

Submitted by Goat Milk on October 6, 2014 - 5:28pm

THIS OLD MAN
Melody - Knick Knack Paddy-Whack

This old man, he fucked one,
Don't you know he had such fun,

CHORUS:
With a knick-knack paddy-whack,
He fucked his dog alone,
Fucked his dog and made him groan.

This old man, he fucked two,
A baby rabbit and a kangaroo

This old man, he fucked three,
Put up mirrors so he could see

This old man, he fucked four,

My Name is Jack...(I'm a necrophiliac)

Submitted by Goat Milk on October 6, 2014 - 5:16pm

MY NAME IS JACK (NECROPHILIA SONG)
Melody - Itself
Perv verses by Flying Booger

My name is Jack (deedle-deedle-deedle-dum),
I'm a necrophiliac (deedle-deedle-deedle-dum),
I fucks dead wimmen (deedle-deedle-deedle-dum),
And I fills 'em full of jism.
I get frustrated (deedle-deedle-deedle-dum),
When they're cremated (deedle-deedle-deedle-dum),

God Bless My Underpants

Submitted by Cream La Queefa on September 27, 2011 - 3:33pm

Melody of God Bless America
God bless my underpants,
Brand that I like,
Stand inside them,
And ride them,
Between my buns when I run or I bike.
From the waistband,
To the leg holes,
To the fly flap,
Wet with piss,
God bless my underpants,
They look like this!

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