Submitted by Cream La Queefa on September 27, 2011 - 3:23pm
Asshole, asshole, a soldier I will be,
To piss, to piss, two pistols on my knee,
For cunt, for cunt, to fight for my country,
Asshole, asshole, asshole, asshole,
A soldier I will be.
Drink it down, down, down . . .
Submitted by Cream La Queefa on September 27, 2011 - 3:22pm
(Starting with all digits errect)
Your not number five,
Number four,
Number Three,
Number Two...
Your Number ONE!!!! (Middle finger is last finger errect)
Drink it down, down, down...
Submitted by Cream La Queefa on September 27, 2011 - 3:19pm
Melody - My Bonnie Lies Over the Ocean
His one skin hangs down to his two skin,
His two skin hangs down to his three,
His three skin hangs down to his foreskin,
His foreskin hangs down to his knee.
So Roll back, roll back,
Roll back my foreskin for me, for me.
Roll back, roll back,
Please roll back my foreskin for me.
Drink it down, down, down . . .
Submitted by Cream La Queefa on September 27, 2011 - 3:18pm
Put it in your mouth Mrs. Murphy,
It only weights a quarter of a pound,
Its got hair on its neck like a turkey,
And it cums when you jerk it up and down, down, down……
Submitted by Cream La Queefa on September 27, 2011 - 3:16pm
Her left tit hangs down to her belly,
Her right tit hangs down to her knee.
If her left tit did equal her right tit,
She'd get lots of weenie from me.
Drink it down, down, down . . .
Submitted by Cream La Queefa on September 27, 2011 - 3:16pm
To the tune of "I've Been Working on the Railroad"
Dinah, won't you blow me
Dinah, won't you blow me
Dinah, won't you blow my hooorrr-orn?
Dinah, won't you blow me
Dinah, won't you blow me
Dinah, won't you blow my horn?
Someone's in my sister's vagina
Someone's in my sister I knooo-oowww
Someone's in my sister's vagiiii-naah
Pumping like a dynamo
Dynamo, dynamo, dynamo
Submitted by Cream La Queefa on September 27, 2011 - 3:15pm
Head?!?
Who said head?
I'll have some of that
and we did
and it was good!
and there was much rejoicing!
and then we fucked!
we fucked for hours,
uprooting trees and shrubs and flowers,
like vikings, with horns on our head!
head?!?
who said head....
i’ll take some of that
we don't want women/men with good taste!
we want women/men that taste good!
Submitted by Cream La Queefa on September 27, 2011 - 3:13pm
Well its not very long and its not very thick,
It gets hard too slow and it cums too quick,
It gets lost in her twat,
But it's all that he's got,
It's a small, small, dick.
It's a small dick after all,
It's a small dick after all,
Always limp from alcohol,
It's a small, small, dick!
Submitted by Cream La Queefa on September 27, 2011 - 3:11pm
We drink two beers in the morning
We drink two beers at night
We drink two beers in the afternoon
It makes us feel alright
We drink two beers in times of peace
And two in times of war
We drink two beers before we drink two beers
And then we drink two more
Drink it down, down, down, down…