2007 Hash Awards
Best Rookie of the Year
- Ho Seller
- TobaccHo
- Oyster Cooter
- Cock In Your Hole
- Does Tricks on His Knees, the winner!
Best Tits Out for the Boys
- Snapper Snatch
- Whackx’toff
- Nine Inch Nipples
- Uniboober
- Butt Paste
- Nut Driver, the winner!
Longest Nipples Ever Seen in the History of AH3
- Slip Inside
- Nine Inch Nipples
- Nut Driver, the winner!
Best Dicks Out For the Girls
- Uncle Fister
- Uncle Fister
- Uncle Fister
- Uncle Fister, the winner!
Best Chicken Choker of the Year
- Rear Admiral
- Farticus
- Butt Paste
- Sherpa
- Wonder Down Under, the winner!
Best Beaver Stroker of the Year
- Cock in Your Hole
- Vagina Wants My Log
- Family Jewels
- Doppel Floppin, the winner!
Best Cheater of the Year
- Rear Admiral
- Swamp Dick
- Sponge Bobber, the winner!
Missing in Action Award (Or I’m Grown up Now)
- Thumper Humper
- Byte Me , the winner!
Best Recruiter of the Year
- Dirty Rod
- Oyster Cooter
- Rear Admiral, the winner!
Grand Mattress
- Whackx’toff
- Ho Seller
- Family Jewels
- Dirty Rod, the winner!
Severe Lapse in Judgement for Sleeping with a Reporter and Bringing him to the Hash:
- Cock Broker, the winner!
Worst Hash of the Year 2007
- #501 Snakes, Marshes and Good Time—Shootin’ Blanks & Little Organ
- #504 Hash Campout—Rear Admiral and Slowfuckian
- #505 Playing in the Sandbox and I-5 construction—Auto Erectus & Gorilla Mask
- #508 Wrong Way B-Day—Dirty Rod & Easy Score, the winner!
Best Hash of the Year 2007
- #498 Ides of March—Snapper Snatch & Los Ninos de los Pinos
- #503 Red Dress Run—UPS, Doggie Style & Shootin’ Blanks
- #506 Lame Byte Me Bails Out—Butt Paste & Da Beave
- #507 Tri-Pool Hash—Anal Piss Pumper & Got Milf
- #517 Naughty and Nice Christmas Hash—Santa and his Naughty Elves
- #500 500th Hash—Sherpa & Mail Dominator, the winner!