Trash - Past Runs

Awards Hash

Run #: 622
On: 2012-01-29
Hares: Cocks-a-Lotta, Swamp Dick
Scribe: See More Johnson
Missing Write-up

Run #: 621
On: 2012-01-15
Hares: Dragon Ass, Floppy Dicks, Sigmond Rhoid
Scribe: Pee Pee Dong Stalker
What’s up wankers? Another great Medford hash has cum and gone. We met at Ventana Wellness center on what was supposed to be a shitty, cold, rainsnow day. Our hares were Dragon Ass, Floppy Dicks, and Sigmond Rhoid, We lucked-out on the weather! Sunny and gorgeous. Four virgins and a dog joined us. [rest of the story]

New Years Eve Hash!

Run #: 620
On: 2011-12-31
Hares: Sigmond Rhoid, PTSD

Ho.......Hash

Run #: 619
On: 2011-12-18
Hares: Ho Seller

Sloppy Seconds Post Thanksgiving Hash

Run #: 618
On: 2011-12-04
Hares: Pee Pee Dong Stalker, Saddle Sore Ass
Scribe: Tumbling Titties
The run started off on a sunny but brisk 31-degree day through the streets of Ashland. Pee Pee Dong Stalker and Saddle Sore Ass lead the nine of us and a stroller up and up and up on a not-so-stroller-friendly trail. But through the help of Sherpa’s excellent (but crazy) driving skills and other man power, we rolled over bridges, through ditches, up stairs, and over train tracks. [rest of the story]

First Sunday Pickup Hash

Run #: 617
On: 2011-11-20
Hares: Doppel Floppin, Sherpa, Squat'n'Gobble, Saddle Sore Ass
Scribe: Doppel Floppin
Missing Write-up

Halloween Hash!

Run #: 616
On: 2011-10-31
Hares: Seymore Johnson, "Sea Slut" and "Old Pervy Hasher"
Scribe: Nobody?
Missing Write-up

Super Heroes and Wankers

Run #: 615
On: 2011-10-11
Hares: Gorilla Mask, Tongue and Cheek
Scribe: Doppel Floppin
Missing Write-up

Classic Hash Trail - 23 years of Ashland Hash House Harriers

Run #: 614
On: 2011-09-27
Hares: Sherpa, Flosses With Pubes
Scribe: Tongue in Cheek
Twenty-Three Years of Hashing! In celebration of 23 years of Ashland hashing, hares Sherpa and Flosses with Pubes, provided us with a traditional style hash that has been getting increasingly less common these days. Twenty-eight hashers gathered at the ditch trail wearing their favorite hashing outfits. There were numerous people wearing tu-tus and cross dressers. [rest of the story]

Hareless Hash

Run #: 613
On: 2011-09-13
Hares: None

Last Minute Talent Pickup Hash

Run #: 612
On: 2011-08-30
Hares: Saddle Sore Ass, Pee Pee Dongstalker, Whore with no Name, any able bodied drinkers
Scribe: Pee Pee Dong Stalker
We met at the skate park, all 10 or so of us. Two virgins showed up. I wish I could remember their names.... We followed Saddle Sore Ass on a nicely premarked trail and saw a bit of new Talent territory. There was some shortcutting to the PBR stop in Pee Pee's back yard. [rest of the story]

Wet t-shirt/Mojito Hash

Run #: 611
On: 2011-08-16
Hares: Saddle Sore Ass, Pee Pee Dong Stalker, Family Jewels, Beaver Trapper
Scribe: Tasty Pasties
Missing Write-up

Lake of the Woods Hash

Run #: 610
On: 2011-08-02
Hares: Sherpa, River Dancing Beaver, Steel Squirting
Scribe: Pecker Checker / Da Beave
Once each summer when Jan leaves the state, Sherpa invites us hashers up to his lakeside tax write-off to feed the latest crop of mosquitoes. This time as usual we parked down at the “Y” where Westside Road meets Hwy 140 and waited the required time. With Sherpa off laying flour, we dispatched with the vagaries of ‘Father’ & ‘Button’ so those reading this should do them now. [rest of the story]

Medford semi-pick up hash

Run #: 609
On: 2011-07-19
Hares: Sigmund Roid, Crotch Rot
Scribe: Pee Pee Dong Stalker
At first I was skeptical about going to a pickup hash in Medford but I have to say, it was the best pickup hash I've ever been to! And it doesn't matter that it is the only pickup hash I've ever been to. [rest of the story]

5th of July Run

Run #: 608
On: 2011-07-05
Hares: Swamp Dick, Pee Pee Dongstalker
Scribe: Doggie Style
Missing Write-up

Toga Run. Hares: Whore With No Name & Sigmund Roid

Run #: 607
On: 2011-06-21
Hares: Whore with no Name, Small Dick
Scribe: Parks-n-Procreation
Missing Write-up

Cummencement Hash

Run #: 606
On: 2011-06-07
Hares: MicroBeaver, Hot Carl, Calculingus
Scribe: 80 Year Old Virgin
An important announcement from Professor EightyYOV [rest of the story]

RED DRESS! Hares: Doggy Style and Family

Run #: 605
On: 2011-05-24
Hares: Doggy Style, BiCurious George, Tail Bait, Swamp Dick
Scribe: Tasty Pasties
Missing Write-up

Yes, a Real Hash

Run #: 604
On: 2011-05-10
Hares: Gorilla Mask, Tongue & Cheek, OxyCuntin
Scribe: Sex Slave The Emanicipeter
We parked high above the college, and went UP. And UP. And UP some goddamned more. Gravity pulled down, but beer and pride pulled up, so on we trudged. As someone or another said, "embrace the suck!" At beer stop numero uno, our fine libations managed to smell potently like vanilla cream soda and yet taste like IPA. The scoundrel hares blamed it on the container. [rest of the story]

The Six Mile Pickup Hash

Run #: 603
On: 2011-04-26
Hares: N/a
Scribe: Wonder Down Under
WTF, I just realized I volunteered to write up this run. Whoever hit me up to do this when I was beyond inebriation, I say good job! This is going to be tough, though, for many reasons, not the least of which are: 1. This hash was over two weeks ago and I have lost many brain cells since then, and, 2. Today was my birthday and I just got back from losing even more brain cells, and, [rest of the story]

Civil War Pickup Hash

Run #: 602
On: 2011-04-12
Hares: n/a
Scribe: Tongue in Cheek
Namings: Sex Slave the Emancipeter, Promo Homo
Missing Write-up

First Tuesday Hash

Run #: 601
On: 2011-03-29
Hares: Post Traumatic Semen Disorder, Sigmund Roid, Brown Star
Scribe: Just Jugs
It was a bleak and hawkish night, and only the most scurvy ridden, peg-legged, one-eye scaly wag hashers turned out for what was a soggy hobble of a run. The landlubbers took off heading South after Plunderin PTSD, Swashbucklin Siggy Roid and Barnacle Brown Star the hornswaggling hairs. Through muddy blackberry patches and homeless camps the hashers continued [rest of the story]