2005 Hash Awards
Rookie of the Year:
- Semenstress
- Four on the Floor
- Mail Dominator WINNER!
- Glad He Ate Her
Best Tits Out for the Boys:
- Doppel Floplin
- Semenstress
- Butt Paste
- McMuff the Crime Pussy
- Whacks It Off WINNER!
Best Dick Out for the Girls:
- Shitty Shaft TIED WINNER!
- Back Door Banger TIED WINNER!
- Alturd Toy
- Group Award for Family Jewels’ 200th hash: BDB, Shitty Shaft, Little Limp Havana
Chicken Choker of the Year:
- Butt Paste
- Tiny Tim
- Wonder Down Under WINNER!
- Anal Piss Pumper
Beaver Stroker of the Year:
- Rumpled Foreskin
- Thumper Humper
- Family Jewels WINNER!
- Uncle Fister
Worst Hash of the Year:
- Shitty Hash: McMuff the Crime Pussy and Mail Dominator WINNER!
- St Patrick’s Day Hash: Crack Sniffer and Shitty Shaft
- Longest Run Hash: Farticus and Butt Paste
- Where’s Fucking Shitty?: Sherpa, Beave and Pecker Checker
Best Hash of the Year:
- Crab Hash 2005: Llama Llicker And Wonder Down Under
- New Years 2005 (the part after midnight): Llama Licker, Wonder Down Under and Back Door Banger
- Forest Follies: Pee-pee Dongstalker and Wonder Down Under
- Swimsuit Hash: Llama Llicker and Back Door Banger WINNER!
Grand Mattress:
- Rumpled Foreskin
- Shitty Shaft
- Second Coming
- Semenstress WINNER!
Breaking Free from the Ball and Chain Awards:
- Rumpled Foreskin
- Dick In Dirt
- Semenstress WINNER!
- Open Wide
Best Non-existent write-up: Butt Paste for the Dirty Rod hash
Sexiest male Costume: Back Door Banger, St Patty’s Day loincloth (disgusting)
Sexiest Female Costume: Mail Dominator (tutu thong)
Lost But Not Missed: Shitty Shaft
Most Disgusting Speedo: Sherpa Rustyass Kielbasa Man Vienna Man the Missing Link
Wheelchair Drivers’ Ed Award: Baggy Organ
Best Booty: Four on the Floor
Best Solo Hare: Dirty Rod
Has the most pictures of male body parts on his computer: Byte Me