2003 Hash Awards

Best Rookie of the Year Nominees: Beaver Diver, Dick in Dirt, Mangina, Rumpled Foreskin And the Weiner Is: Mangina!

Best Tits Out for the Boys Nominees: Colon Pal, Nine Inch Nipples Doppel, Doppel Floppin, Butt Paste And the Weiner Is: Doppel Floppin!

Best Dick Out for the Girls Nominees: Butt Paste the Hermaphrodite, 10,000 Licks, Byte Me, Mangina, Back Door Banger And the Weiner Is: 10,000 Licks!

Chicken Choker of the Year Nominees: Farticus, Llama Licker, Cracker Whacker, Wonder Down Under And the Weiner Is: Cracker Whacker!

Beaver Choker of the Year Nominees: Jewels, Family Jewels, Just Julie, Jewels And the Weiner Is: Family Jewels!

Grand Mattress of 2003 Nominees: 10,000 Licks, Pee Pee Dongstalker, Second Coming, Baggy Organ And the Weiner Is: Pee Pee Dongstalker!

Worst Write-up of 2003: Hash #399, In Just-Spring, by the shitty poet e.e. Butt Paste Cummings!

Best Streaking Through Downtown Ashland: Wonder Down Under, Pee Pee Dongstalker, Farticus, 10,000 Licks, Beer Bitch, Prickly Pair, Back Door Banger, Byte Me, Pedalphyle!

Orgasm Award: Sherpa's Speedo at the swimsuit hash!

Can't Get It In Award: Llama Licker at the New Year's Eve hash!

Worst Hash of 2003 Nominees: 1. #404: SOB Sandbagger Hash-Family Jewels and Footsie 2. #405: Crack Sniffer's birthday and smoke inhalation hash-Tap Smear and Hairlips 3. #414: BRRRRR, my private parts are cold hash - Sherpa and Thumper Humper And the Weiner Is: #414: BRRRRR, my private parts are cold hash - Sherpa and Thumper Humper

Best Hash of 2003 Nominees: 1. #392: Crab Hash and Streaking Event - Wonder Down Under, Llama Licker and Beer Bitch 2. #401: Red Dress Run - Doggie Style, 10,000 Licks, Naughty Cum and Eat Me, Bush Pilot 3. #402: Grizzly Peak Farewell to Jacuzzi and Beer Bitch: B-B-On, Analicktical, Jacuzzi Floozie 4. #413: The Beasy's Glyph Hash - Knocker Noggin and Analicktical Scrotum-san And the Weiner Is: #413: The Beasy's Glyph Hash - Knocker Noggin and Analicktical Scrotum-san