Da Beave and Doppel Floppin’ Tuesday 10/8

Run Date: 
10/08/2019 - 6:00pm

Da Beave and Doppel Floppin’ are your hares once more! (Their first together haring was 21 years ago and ended at the Talent Rest Area.) Calling all dormant and slacker hashers—Family Jewels has promised to show her boobs…Big Foot will reappear…2nd Coming will beat us to the On-in! He may show his boobs, too!

Da Theme is GREEN and GOLD clothes ’n’ shit: Da Beave and Floppin’ are from Wisconsin and da Packers are dere home team once! Aaron Rodgers rules; other quarterbacks drool! Vikings fan Llama Licker is allowed to attend. Da Pack beat da Vikes already once this year, so Llama can cry in his down-down beer.

Meet at 6:00 p.m. at Hunter Park Tennis Courts. $10 fer da food ’n’ shit. Cripes, is Milwaukee’s Best gettin’ expensive. Dog friendly if you tie dogs up in yard. Stroller/kid-friendly if you tie kids up in yard. If you tie yourself up in yard, you’re on your own. You won't want you to miss this frolicky, shiggy-filled, tricky-dicky hash ‘cause this is the auspicious weather forecast according to NOAA, I shit you not: