Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel ashamed. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn’t drink this beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I say to myself, “It is better that I drink this beer and let their dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver.” — Jack Handy
I feel sorry for people who don’t drink. When they wake up in the morning, that’s as good as they’re going to feel all day. — Frank Sinatra
An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools. — Ernest Hemingway
A woman drove me to drink and I didn’t even have the decency to thank her. — W.C. Fields
When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. — Henny Youngman
24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case Coincidence? — Stephen Wright
Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world. — Kaiser Wilhelm
I would kill everyone in this room for a drop of sweet beer. — Homer Simpson
Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer. — Dave Barry
Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. — Benjamin Franklin
Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza. — Dave Barry
He was a wise man who invented beer. — Plato
A woman drove me to drink and I didn’t even have the decency to thank her. — W.C. Fields
24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence? — Steven Wright
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Beauty lies in the hands of the beer holder.
Beer: Helping ugly people have sex since 1862!
Beer: Helping white guys dance since 1862!
Remember “I” before “E,” except in Budweiser.
To some its a six-pack, to me it’s a Support Group