Trash - Past Runs

Five Card Stud Hash

Run #: 628
On: 2012-04-24
Hares: Pee Pee Dong Stalker, Anal Piss Pumper
Scribe: Uncle Fister
Namings: Lickity Split Never Cum Again
While on my way to the local "hardware" store to buy my weekly allotment of booze... er,"hardware," I came across a group of mistfits meandering around the store's back parking lot. Dancing and singing quickly began and my first thought was, "whoo hoo, must be free sample night at the "hardware" store. Nope. (sad face) Wait, it was a hash! Yah!!!!! A wonderful and beautiful hash. [rest of the story]

Second Coming's 21st Birthday hash

Run #: 626
On: 2012-03-31
Hares: Bare Chambers, Da Beave
Scribe: Sherpa
Missing Write-up

Fuck the Lottery / Burnal Equinox Hash

Run #: 624
On: 2012-02-26
Hares: Floppy Dicks, Dragon Ass
Scribe: Just Jugs
The day was dark and gloomy, but the hashers were in good spirits expecting a nice flat Medford run. It was the “Fuck the Lottery” hash and all were ready to release their frustration over not getting a Burning Man ticket on the cool, cracked concrete. Many came dressed in their best burner costumes, even Rear Admiral had a little something special in his bikini-bottomed loins. [rest of the story]

Awards Hash

Run #: 622
On: 2012-01-29
Hares: Cocks-A-Lotta, Swamp Dick
Scribe: See More Johnson
Alright you wankers, I think the picture for this hash pretty much sums up this hash, and my memories keep cumming up short. Things you need to know: No way there was no premarking, swampy stacked the voting, and there were like 3 guys all with the same name (still don't remember what it was though, brian, ryan, ahkmed what ever is clever) [rest of the story]

New Years Eve Hash!

Run #: 620
On: 2011-12-31
Hares: Sigmund Rhoid, Post Traumatic Semen Disorder

Sloppy Seconds Post Thanksgiving Hash

Run #: 618
On: 2011-12-04
Hares: Pee Pee Dong Stalker, SaddleSoreAss
Scribe: Tumbling Titties
The run started off on a sunny but brisk 31-degree day through the streets of Ashland. Pee Pee Dong Stalker and Saddle Sore Ass lead the nine of us and a stroller up and up and up on a not-so-stroller-friendly trail. But through the help of Sherpa’s excellent (but crazy) driving skills and other man power, we rolled over bridges, through ditches, up stairs, and over train tracks. [rest of the story]

Halloween Hash!

Run #: 616
On: 2011-10-31
Hares: See More Johnson, "Sea Slut" and "Old Pervy Hasher"
Scribe: Nobody?
Missing Write-up

Classic Hash Trail - 23 years of Ashland Hash House Harriers

Run #: 614
On: 2011-09-27
Hares: Sherpa, Flosses With Pubes
Scribe: Tongue in Cheek
Twenty-Three Years of Hashing! In celebration of 23 years of Ashland hashing, hares Sherpa and Flosses with Pubes, provided us with a traditional style hash that has been getting increasingly less common these days. Twenty-eight hashers gathered at the ditch trail wearing their favorite hashing outfits. There were numerous people wearing tu-tus and cross dressers. [rest of the story]

Last Minute Talent Pickup Hash

Run #: 612
On: 2011-08-30
Hares: Saddle Sore Ass, Pee Pee Dongstalker, Whore with no Name, any able bodied drinkers
Scribe: Pee Pee Dong Stalker
We met at the skate park, all 10 or so of us. Two virgins showed up. I wish I could remember their names.... We followed Saddle Sore Ass on a nicely premarked trail and saw a bit of new Talent territory. There was some shortcutting to the PBR stop in Pee Pee's back yard. [rest of the story]

Lake of the Woods Hash

Run #: 610
On: 2011-08-02
Hares: Sherpa, River Dancing Beaver, Steel Squirting
Scribe: Pecker Checker / Da Beave
Once each summer when Jan leaves the state, Sherpa invites us hashers up to his lakeside tax write-off to feed the latest crop of mosquitoes. This time as usual we parked down at the “Y” where Westside Road meets Hwy 140 and waited the required time. With Sherpa off laying flour, we dispatched with the vagaries of ‘Father’ & ‘Button’ so those reading this should do them now. [rest of the story]

Born on the 5th of July

Run #: 608
On: 2011-07-05
Hares: Swamp Dick, Pee Pee Dong Stalker
Scribe: Doggie Style
There are good hashes, great hashes, and then then there are hashes of such epic dimension, that they literally defy description. The Born on the 5th of July Hash was one such experience. After 9 months of deep meditation, epistemological contemplation, ascetic deprivation, and agonizing soul searching, I have reached the point of rendering a humble scribe of this miraculous event. [rest of the story]

Cummencement Hash

Run #: 606
On: 2011-06-07
Hares: MicroBeaver, Hot Carl, Calculingus
Scribe: 80 Year Old Virgin
An important announcement from Professor EightyYOV [rest of the story]