AH3 Hash

Put Your Left Leg/Tit Over My Shoulder

Put your left leg over my shoulder,
Put your right leg over my shoulder,
(wag tongue)
La la la la la, la la la la, la la la.

Put your left tit over my shoulder,
Put your right tit over my shoulder,
(shake head)
Bla bla bla bla bla, bla bla bla bla, bla bla bla.

Hot Vagina

Hot vagina for your breakfast,
Hot vagina for your lunch,
Hot vagina for your dinner,
It’s munch, munch, munch, munch, munch.
It’s delicious and nutritious,
The flavor can’t be beat,
So take a tip and lick a clit,
Hot vagina can’t be beat.

Harriett Song

Well, the wiggle of her ass could make a dead man cum,
And the nipples on her tits are as big as your thumb.
She's a mean motherfucker;
She's a great cock-sucker;
She'a a har-ri-ette!

If your Girlfriend Tastes Like Shit

If your girlfriend tastes like shit, flip her over
If your girlfriend tastes like shit, flip her over
If your girlfriend tastes like shit, that’s her asshole not her clit
If your girlfriend tastes like shit, flip her over

New Hash Website

The new Ashland Hash website is now live.  To check out some of the new features you can watch the screencast below.  Contact us if you have any problems.

AH3 Mismanagement

Although we do not like to admit it, it does take some organization to keep the hash going.  Consider being a part of it!  Here is the listing of our Hash Mismanagement.    

How to Hare

Adhere to the following guidelines:

1. At least two weeks before run day, contact the webmaster at webmasterbator@ashlandhash.org with the information about your run, specifically the start location, description, dog/stroller friendliness, poison oak status, and cost.

Hash History

The "Hash House" was the mildly derogative nickname given (for its unimaginative, monotonous food) to the Selangor Club Chambers, by the British Civil Servants and businessman who lived and dined there.

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