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God Bless My Underpants

Melody of God Bless America
God bless my underpants,
Brand that I like,
Stand inside them,
And ride them,
Between my buns when I run or I bike.
From the waistband,
To the leg holes,
To the fly flap,
Wet with piss,
God bless my underpants,
They look like this!

Get It Up, Get It In

Melody of Bonanza
Get it up, get it in, get it out don't mess my hair do
You've got a dick but you should lick, move that tongue around
Hit the spot, make me hot
I will scream out loud
Get it up, get it in, get it out don't mess my hair do
You've got a dick but you should lick, move that tongue around
Suck my toes, insert your hose
Make my juices flow

We've Got Virgins

Leader: We’ve got virgins
Group: We’ve got virgins
Leader: Yes We Do
Group: Yes We Do
Leader: Gonna get ‘em fucked up
Group: Gonna Get ‘em fucked up
Leader: Up the ass
Group: Up the ass
All: Drink it down, down

Twenty Toes

There's game called twenty toes
It's played all over town
The women play with ten toes up
And the men with ten toes down, down, down….

Sally In The Ally

Sally in the ally sifting cinders,
Lifting up her leg and farting like a man,
Wind from her ass blew out six windows
Cheeks from her ass went blam, blam, blam,
Drink it down, down, down……

Whip It Out At The Ball Game

Whip it out at the ball game,
Wave it round at the crowd,
Dip it in Peanuts and Crackerjacks,
I don't care if you give it a whack,
Because it's -
Beat your meat at the ball game,
If you don't cum it's a shame,
For it's one, two,
You're covered in goo,
At the old ball game!

Dough, The Stuff....

Dough, the stuff, that buys me beer,
Ray, the guy who serves me beer,
Me, the guy, who drinks me beer,
Fa, a long long way for beer,
So, I'll have another beer,
La, La, La, La, La, La, La,
Tea, no thanks I'll have a beer,
And that brings us back to,
Down, Down, Down…..

Oh My Darling

Oh my darling, don't say no,
Onto the sofa you must go.
Up with your skirt
Down with your drawers,
You tickle mine,
And I'll tickle yours.

Why Was He/She Born So Beautiful?

Why was he born so beautiful?
Why was he born at all?
He's no fuckin' use to anyone,
He's no bloody use at all.
They say he's a joy to his mother,
But he's a pain in the asshole to me,
So drink it down, down, down . . .

The Ought To Be Publicly Pissed On

They ought to be publicly pissed on,
They ought to be publicly shot,
They ought to be tied to a urinal,
And left there to fester and rot,
Drink it down, down, down . . .

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