Best of 2009

Worst Hash of the Year

    Beat it Hash - Animal Nookie and Spread Eagle

Best Hash of the Year

    Red Dress Run - Dirty Rod, Ho-Made, Nipplemeister, UPS

Grand Matress 

    NippleMeister

Rookie of the Year

    Tie - Plead the Fist aka Suckalotacockasaurus and David Blowie

Wanker of the Year

    Dirty Rod

Best Tits Out

    Tie - Carabanger and NippleMeister

Best Dicks Out

    Tie - Ho-Seller and Brokeback Blower