Hey hashers! It's football season and we know you've been spending a lot of time on the couch, So come work those tight ends, and follow the hash marks to touchdown at the on in. Show your team spirit and avoid a penalty... Or don't, if you are into that kind of thing. Cheerleaders welcome, helmets encouraged, time outs not allowed. See you Tuesday!
Well, its that time again! Hares Tasty Pasties and Llama Licker will treat you to a good old fashioned runnin and drinkin session just like the good ole days. If you are so lucky to own a racist shirt, go ahead and wear it and dont worry about a down-down, and if you dont own one, go run a race! Also, no down-downs for new shoes! Go buy some and use them!
Have you ever thought you looked a super sexy dancing around your living room in a pair of tiny cutoff jean shorts and a cowboy hat? I know I have. Well your wait is over, The DAISEY DUKES HASH is here!!! This is your chance to show off that beautiful-ass to the rest of the world!! (remember beauty is in the eye of the beholder).
Cock Screw and Just Jugs want to run your dicks off and show you the alleys they hang out in. The alleys of West Medford are a great place for doing all kinds of activities especially if you have a pretty beer mouth! $10 will fill your yumm-hole.
Meet us Tuesday August 10 at 6:15 at Fichtner-Mainwaring park off Stewart Avenue in West Medford.
