Suburban Hell Hash

Don't get lost in the urban jungle. First time hares Broke Back Blower, Seymore Johnson, and Fishy Pussy are looking to to do this one up right. Plenty of beer stops along the way, Run starts at North Mountain park at 6. p.m.

Ten dollars per head or $9.99 if you bring your own cup. Be sure to wear your brand new shoes as a portion of the trail is rather shiggy. Speghetti dinner will be served with french bread and salad for those of you lucky enough to make it to the all in. Hope to see all your tired angry faces.

On-On!