Quatro de Mayo Pre-Cum (unofficial Toga PICK-UP Hash)
WHAT: Cum out to the QUATRO de MAYO PRE-CUM / "UNOFFICIAL" TOGA HASH !!!
Toga dress unofficially now discouraged,... since NO FUCKING HARES love Pot Hole, and failed to cum forward and volunteer. However, if you still feel motivated, PLEASE!!! feel free to impress us with your best "Julius Ceasar", cum dangle your finest Brutus Magnus, or dazzle us with your take on Cleopatra's scintillating "beverage holder's" toga !!
*** TOGA making tips may be found here. ***
WHEN: Tuesday, May 4, 2010 @ 6 p.m.
WHERE: Medford. Meet @ the Hawthorne Park Parking Lot on Hawthorne Drive, between Jackson and E. Main (across from the Parkside Cafe and near the entrance to Tinsletown Movie Theatre). See:
Cost: Quatro Pesos ($4 bucks) + BRING YOUR I.D. & CASH or $$$ for a pick-up On-In at a local Medford establishment.
INCENTIVES TO CUM LET US SEE WHAT'S UNDER YOUR TOGA: *** 2 BEER STOPS (w/ TREATS & TOGA PRIZES) !!! *** NO CLUE of where the trail shall be. NO IDEA of who the PICK-UP HARES (of SHAME) will be. NO FUCKING PLAN for where to have the On-In,... but it's going to be "SWEET!" I promise :) NOT dog or stroller friendly [really sorry!!!]. Oh,...AND... the unlikely possibility of Medford SWAT showing up at any time to escort our merry band of Hounds to a complimentary visit to 2 North ;) <just kidding!>
CAR POOL : ENCOURAGED (but self-organized from Ashland)...
*** Please contact a friend. Responsible Carpooling & Drinking Encouraged! ***
