Bum It Up Hash

Has the up-in-coming tax day left you in the poor house too?

We have the cure for you with the Bum Hash! Finally a hash where we can not only act like degenerates, but we look like them too.

Put put on your old stinky sneakers, holey underwear, and ragged clothes on and come on out to hash!

Don't expect gourmet food on this one!

Do expect a fine trail with some most excellent shiggy, a bit of virgin territory, possibly some circle jerks, and more!

Do expect us to only splurge on a keg of sweetness. You though, can feel free to splurge any way you like!

Do bring your furry friends! We like shaved ones too!

Do bring a mere $6 with your own drinking glass. If you do not have a glass then be prepared to pay $7.

Do come to the corner Siskiyou and Harmony in Ashland at 6pm on this Tuesday April 6th.

More details may or may not be forthcoming.

On-on

Hares: Squat and Gobbling Gorilla Mask, David Blowie, and Hot Carl