Going Away Hipster hash

Cum in your best hipster outfit and ride the Half Pint (It is a 6 seat bicycle bar) as we celibrate Immaculate Cumsuction and Kondems Aren't Kopsher's las hash in Medford, before they move north to the P town. Meet at the Growler King at 1211 E Jackson in Medford. Bring $20 hash cash and virgins and skinny pants and man buns and new shoes. Be ready to run and pedal, as we'll be using the Half Pint Beer Bike as part of the hash! there will be fun challenges to see who has to give up their seat on the bike at the beer stops. Please RSVP to 505-240-5665!