Run #: 569
On: 2009-12-31
Hares: Plead the Fist, Bonaire
Scribe: Glad He Ate Her
Namings: Erin - Glitter Clit, Asa - Saddle Sore Ass It’s hard enough to remember what happened on New Year’s eve the next morning but to try to recount the nights hash a couple weeks later could be tricky. So I’ll to just get something in the books so Gorrilla will get off my ass.
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Run #: 568
On: 2009-12-13
Hares: Carabanger, Ho Seller
Scribe: Just Jugs
Namings: Magic Sphincter - Aron, Two Girls One Brown Trough 'Twas a cold and gray Southern Oregon day when a group of raunchy runners dressed in red and white met in the hospital parking lot for a cold, wintery run.
The trail was shitty, especially the mudslide hill down to the train tracks, at which point, I decided to take an alternate route and somehow still didn't miss a beer stop!
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Run #: 567
On: 2009-11-29
Hares: Stinky Pinky, Rear Admiral, David Blowie
Scribe: Midget Didgets
Namings: Stinky Pinky - Gillian, Moon Menstration - Lo, Pooch Poker - Walt, Brown Star - Josh, David Blowie - Erin, Squats Before She Cums - Hannah Tis the Season for seconds of pumpkin pie (or thirds for half of you pudgy hashers), extra mashed potatoes and gravy, stuffing, Turkey, Tofurkey etc...
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Run #: 565
On: 2009-10-31
Hares: Anal Pavement Beater, Woodenpecker
Scribe: Knocker Noggin
Yes we had a Halloween Hash. When was that?
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Run #: 564
On: 2009-10-14
Hares: Entrepeaner, Flaming Dego, Monkey Sperm, Midgit Digits
Scribe: Bi-Curious George
Rolling out of the sack and peeking out the shades, I knew Tight and Bright weren’t the words for the day
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Run #: 563
On: 2009-09-30
Hares: Pot Hole, Sherpa, Gorilla Mask, Swamp Dick
Scribe: Swamp Dick
It was a dark and stormy night. Suddenly the hash gods had decided to change the weather from hot and smoky to cold with a hard (did he say hard?) rain.
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Run #: 561
On: 2009-09-01
Hares: Gorilla Mask, Dirty Rod, Auto Erectus, Pot Hole, Goat d'Jour, Doppel Floppen
Scribe: Sigmund Roid
Namings: None, as there was no religion So now that it's been not quite a year, I've decided I can do my first and long overdue write up. I'd almost forgotten I'd offered to chronicle this shitty run until Guerilla Mask gave me 2 down-downs for forgetting and then humiliated me a third time when I offered to scribe the most recent "run your dicks of hash" (upcoming).
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Run #: 560
On: 2009-08-19
Hares: Sherpa, Mail Dominator
Scribe: Scratch n' Sniff
It was just another day for me at the Rock Quarry with my girlfriends little did I know that Wet Spot would show up and say “hey, did you know there is a hash at Lake of the Woods with Sherpa and Mail Dominator as the hares.” My response was, “ hell know, but I’m going.”
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